The person who wrote this must be really "high" from smoking the exhaust of the Hayabusa... haha..
- The hayabusa motor has been outlawed from NASCAR, Formula 1, and CART, due to the unfair advantage any team using the motor would have.
- The weakest part of the hayabusas drivetrain is the driver’s neck, which is typically the first thing to break during hard launches.
- The 16 cylinder, quad turbocharged engine in the bugatti veyron is bugatti's strongest attempt at replicating the power generated by the turbo hayabusa.
- If you see the rider of a turbo hayabusa walking with a limp, it is not because he hurt his back - it's from getting laid several times a day.
- The movie "Terminator" is actually a simulation of what could happen if the hayabusa was to become sentient.
- There is no material/element in existence that would be strong enough to be used for the engine block of a hayabusa with a turbo and nitrous.
- When filming Fast and the Furious, to get the cars to do wheelies they just swapped in turbo hayabusa motors .
- The amount of power generated by a turbo hayabusa with only 3 spark plugs and mixed wires with 3 gallons of gas could power the entire Vegas strip for a week.
- NASA recently announced that all future rocket launches will be powered by turbo hayabusa motors
- If the turbocharged hayabusa had a penis it would be the biggest in the world.
- It is possible to roast coffee beans with just the exhaust coming from a turbo hayabusa a block away.
- To make a time machine you do not need a flux capacitor, just a turbo hayabusa. "Back to the Future" was actually based on a true story involving a hayabusa, but was disguised as a delorean so as not to give away any big secrets.
- The land speed record is held by a hayabusa with a turbo kit on highway 9.
- It is physically impossible to be late to anything anywhere EVER if you are driving a turbo hayabusa.
- Scientists around the world are petitioning to include the hayabusa motor in the periodic table of elements.
- Other than diamond itself, the only other known element which can cut diamond is a hayabusa motor.
- If you ever run out of gas in a hayabusa, chances are your moving fast enough to coast to your destination.
- The turbo hayabusa has been determined to be the most significant cause of global warming, simply due to the heat radiating from the exhaust because of the sheer amount of hp the engine generates.
- If you have ever driven past a turbo hayabusa, it was either on the brakes hard or parked.
- If a gay man rides a hayabusa, even once, he comes out of the experience a homophobic straight man with a wife and 3 kids.
- 99% of kawasaki and honda guys have never driven a turbocharged hayabusa. This is a good thing, because if they did, kawasaki and honda would instantly go out of business due to a huge slump in motorcycle sales.
- The nobel prize was awarded to the suzuki assembly manual.
- The earth is being thrown off it's rotational axis by a man that mounted a slick on his turbocharged hayabusa and punched it from a stoplight.
- The only WMD that needs to be sent to Iraq is a turbo hayabusa.
- On the 7th day, when God was pretending to rest, he designed the hayabusa
- Lumberjacks use a turbo hayabusa to uproot 300 year old redwood trees.
- Freight trains are powered by turbo busa motors - however they need to be detuned to prevent the train from welding its wheels to the track.
- If a turbo hayabusa motor was retuned to utilize its maximum capability, the engine would suck in so much oxygen that earth’s atmosphere would collapse and all humans would cease to exist.
- Hurricane Katrina was caused by the turbulent exhaust flow of a sidewinder driving down the highway at 11000 RPM.
